jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

(Source: iseeincolor91)

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

Alight with fucking happiness: batdude: queenof-thedead: batdude: in harry potter we don’t say “i...

batdude:

queenof-thedead:

batdude:

in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful

Or “Always” which roughly translates to…

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

sea-dilemma:

smurflewis:

rampant-noodle:

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!

I moment of silence for our service men who get memes a year late…

Epic though!!!

My thoughts:

a) Most of the servicemen dance better than the cheerleaders (the guy on the stairs was SHAKING what God gave him)!

b) Did you notice they had mopheads instead of pom poms?

c) those guys watched the original video A LOT, didn’t they?

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Gladiolus?

Gladiolus: Are you violent?

Ha.

Hahahahahahaha

HahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Extremely.

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

girls at my school:

if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs:

nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs:

gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

(Source: upgraders)